Monday, August 28, 2006

Remember Josh Portis?


A couple things that come to mind when Gator fans think of Josh Portis..
1. He was athletic, but whenever he came into the game we all knew he would run.
2. He complained about playing time, even though he was a freshman and somewhat fumble happy.
3. His mom likely made every decision for him his entire life. That is mostly why he went to Maryland.

Here is a story you likely have not heard about Josh Portis. A UF gymnast I work with lived on the same floor of The Springs dorms freshman year as Portis. She met Portis a couple of times because of their close proximity in living arrangements. Right away she realized his mother was involved in everything he did. Including calling the police for any reason.

One day, She said, the police were called by his mother because someone excremented in his toilet. (This is no joke, I have no reason not to trust this gymnast because she is not particularly interested in Florida football, and has no beef to pick.)I repeat, his mother called the police because someone went # 2 in his toilet!

I bet I know who went in his toilet; it was him or one of his roommates! This is nuts! Who would want to go into his room to poop in his toilet and why would your mom call the police, particularly for that?

Who do you think dropped one in his throne?

Discuss...

1 Comments:

At 3:49 PM, September 01, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did it and I'm sorry

 

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